Carl’s Jr. Website for sale

Hey all -

My Carl’s Jr. website has been put up for bid. I have too many websites to maintain and maybe this will cover my expenses.

Glastonbury

Carl’s Jr .net

Yea!

www.carlsjr.net is now No. 9 on Google!

Thank you all!

Corpsey vs. Carl’s Jr.

I really wish now that I had included a chapter in the book about Corpsey getting Hepatitis A from eating at Carl’s Jr. There was a major lawsuit involving that, so I will avoid a slander suit myself. I will post the suit website URL this week so that you may see for yourself.

Maybe Papa Bear could have dragged the family out to Carl’s Jr. to get a Famous Star and well… let’s say there could have been only one little Corpsey casualty.

Bribes from Carl’s Jr.

I received my bribes this afternoon from Carl’s Jr. Pretty pathetic. Essentially it’s enough coupon to give me $3.99 in burgers. I make around a couple of hundred dollars an hour and they wasted 20 mins of my life on the phone. And for some damn reason I was under the impression they would actually do something.

Well, I’m heading over to the Carl’s Jr. I fondly call the ‘Nuclear Wastland’ to take pictures for my Carl’s Jr. website.

Bastards

Carl’s Jr.

I recently purchased www.carlsjr.net, a website dedicated to bringing you exotic animal and endangered species recipes.

Why this website, you ask?

Because I can. How often does an opportunity like this show up? I’m not stating that I’m part of the CKE family, because I’m not. I love the food at Carl’s Jr. and eat there at least twice a day.

Anyway, the recipes will be accurate. It’s up to you to decide which meat you want to use.

Glastonbury Dex