Archive for the ‘Christmas’ Category

The Book Is Here!

December 22, 2006

Yes, kiddywinks, Corpsey the Bear has been unleashed on the world.

The book is available on Barnes and Noble’s website and

Buy or die,


P.S.: I hope that didn’t sound too threatening or intimidating.


Christmas is truly for the Capitalist at heart.

December 5, 2006


Angry at the US capitalist machine? Hate Christmas? Hate Jesus merely because he’s Jewish?

Damn! You must be a Socialist or Liberal.

I’m neither and will be honest: I do not; absolutely not, understand the mentality of the liberals. Socialists I can deal with, because they’re on the other side of the world and don’t mean a damn thing in the grand scheme of things.

I hate Christmas and there never was a more adamant Capitalist / Republican on the planet. I eat Liberals for breakfast. Pussies. But, I hate Christmas because this country has been brain-washed into believing that this time of year is a time of giving. And the more you give means only two things: you’re a bloody arse and want to show off how well-off you are, or, you feel obligated. Failure to honor the latter means you don’t really care about those around you, and remember; they do crave the largest and most expensive.

Don’t fall prey to the merchant’s shit; it can only get worse each year. Shop in the summertime. Buy what’s useful for those around you, and if your kids want the latest what-not, then by all means DON’T BUY THEM THAT SHIT.

As for me and mine, I don’t give a rat’s ass what anyone expects from me. During the year either commit random acts of kindness… or violence. It’s your call, and no manufacturer can make that decision for you.

As for me and my house, we’re making presents, and the kids are pissed.

Remember: the things you own can end up owning you,