Archive for the ‘Elisabeth Shue’ Category

Corpsey will be at the Barnes and Noble in Twin Falls, Idaho

May 5, 2007

Damn! That’s a long title.

After the success of the book signing at the Hastings Bookstore last month, I will be at the Barnes and Noble in Twin Falls, Idaho, on May 19th. I don’t know the address, but I’m pretty sure there’s only one B&N there. There will be plenty of paperback copies, but you’ll need to get hold of a hardback ASAP if you want it signed. Amazon and B&N online are pretty quick.

It’s possible that Elisabeth Shue will be there, but I’m sure she’s busy that day. I will settle for an Elisabeth Shue look-a-like if that is the case.

I will be signing books, but will sign breasts if requested.



Elisabeth Shue – The Saint

March 9, 2007

Elisabeth Shue is so innocent and beautiful in The Saint. When I went to opening night to see the film on April 4th, 1997 (I remember the date as it was the last time my ex-girlfriend and I had a nice time together), I was quite upset to see her and Val in their respective rolls, since I grew up with Roger Moore and Ian Olgilvie in the title roles. Anyway, I walked out with a bad taste in my mouth, but did enjoy getting into my black 1995 850 T5R and driving through the stunned crowd. It was a pretty hot car in that time period.

In the last two years, I have grown to appreciate Elisabeth’s versatility, esp. in such films as Palmetto, and Leaving Las Vegas.

Elisabeth, all I can say is let’s start getting you the credit that’s due. And get on your agent to find you the proper role to showcase your talent. Be the star this time. You have no business playing the supporting actor any more.


Elisabeth Shue – still smokin’!

March 7, 2007

Elisabeth ShueWTF!?

What’s the matter with you clowns? I’m hearing all these Negative Nancys out there slamming Elisabeth Shue. Hey, we all get old, and I’ll guarantee not one of her critics would kick her out of bed.

I do make fun of her – as well as a myriad of people – in my book and on my website, but I still have the greatest respect for her. She is the mother of three kids, happily married (dammit), and has a degree in Political Science from Harvard. She managed to do all that while still making films.

She may not have made terrific films over the years, but at least she hung in there and did what she loves to do. She is still greatly respected by the Hollywood business, and she will continue to earn that respect. Haven’t seen her in any scandals like so many obnoxious actors out there, so again – kudos to Elisabeth.

And the next time some piss-ant wants to slam her because she “looks bad” in a photo, stick your pathetic mug on the internet so we can have a crack at you.

Thank you, Elisabeth. Keep up the good work.

The Book Is Here!

December 22, 2006

Yes, kiddywinks, Corpsey the Bear has been unleashed on the world.

The book is available on Barnes and Noble’s website and

Buy or die,


P.S.: I hope that didn’t sound too threatening or intimidating.

Elisabeth Shue, Edgar Cayce, and J. Edgar Hoover

October 30, 2006

Good news,

I finished the weekly horoscope in record time. The ghosts of Edgar Cayce and J. Edgar Hoover told me what to do. I shouldn’t joke about that; a former girlfriend (a different one from the psycho) can no longer watch TV since the TV “tells her what to do.” She wanted to get married at one time; dodged that bullet.

Elisabeth Shue has still not shown up on my doorstep. Maybe she’s afraid she wouldn’t be able to handle all the sex; I dunno.

Anyway, check out the horoscope. If any of it comes true – PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

Remove the old paint first,



October 23, 2006

Okay hippies,

My website, is up again. It should stay that way.

Good night


October 22, 2006

Hey fellow Pastafarians,

If you are going to visit my website, please go to:

The other one is dead at the moment.


Elisabeth Shue

October 7, 2006

Hey R-tards!

Damn! I almost missed the Godess’ birthday. I spent the entire day feeling that I was missing something and then…POOF! It came to me: Elisabeth “I am incredibly hot” Shue was born this day in 1963.

How to worship? Hard to say. Personally, I will probably watch her in Leaving Las Vegas and then take a deep breath into her nightgown I won on Ebay. Much to my disappointment, they informed me it was dry-cleaned first.

Been scanning old family photos from the last one hundred years, so I may throw something up here now and then.

More good news: now has a Google page rank of “1”. I’m stunned.