Archive for the ‘Hillary Clinton’ Category

How the Democrats Plan to Kill Pres. Bush

December 20, 2006

Think I’m kidding?

I’m not. The DNC has a fool-proof plan to place Hillary Clinton in the White House. Grab your balls ’cause we’re going for a ride…

Here’s the game plan: Dick Cheney will have a ‘heart attack’ and die. Nancy Pelosi will then fill his shoes. That leaves Bush wide-open and there are not enough Secret Service agents to protect his ass in this case. The Dems will make sure it looks like a terrorist retaliation for going into Iraq, etc. Pelosi will step in as President. She could make Hillary V.P. and then step down, since she will probably have her life threatened as well. Next, H.R.H. Obama will move in as the token Muslim and help Uncle Osama bring some of the ‘relatives’ over for a visit. A long visit.

Should we be scared? Yup. Every President’s granted three gratis assassinations, so Hillary’s going to sharpen a few knives. Did I say ‘knives’? I did, because she and Diane Feinstein will have all the guns taken away.

But that’s okay. Me and my crew can take over more territory.

Stop the Democrat Assassination Machine now!

Glaston

Damien

December 11, 2006

Satan worshippers:

Anyone know which Democratic hopeful running for the White House is really Damien? I’m still banking on Hillary.

Just curious.

Glastonbury

What happens when that which exits a democrat’s mouth hits the fan…

November 17, 2006

Hey,

The recent comment-off-the-top-of the-head by the democrats came about because they already had both feet in their mouths. “We can have the troops out in 4 – 6 months.” I completely agree.

I agree because I have created a fool-proof (democrat-proof) method of determining when we’re ready to leave: have those democratic leaders and their families take an unescorted trip through the lovely neighborhoods of Basrah. Not all the leaders at once. Just one family group at a time. Too many Americans could be perceived as a threat, right?

And, in my research, I do agree that this can be done. Other things that can be accomplished in an equally timely fashion:

1. Remove and replace your transmission yourself in 4 – 6 days.

2. Complete all your Christmas shopping for everyone on your list in 4 – 6 hours.

3. Rehabilitate any child sex offender in 4 – 6 months.

4. Write a quality novel in 4 – 6 weeks.

5. Give your significant other the best sex of their life in 4 – 6 minutes.

There are numerous examples that don’t even need to be mentioned. The point is, if you’re going to do something right, take the proper time needed. If I was a U.S. soldier who was sitting in the next world, proud of my efforts, and spending my days trying to drop rocks on Stalin’s head from my perch, the last thing I want to see is a group of circus peanuts destroying my sacrifice. It’s all posturing. And in this case, the democrats are not only pissing in the wind, they’re pissing on our soldier’s sacrifices.

And before I run off, I would like to nominate Tom Daschle and family to tour Bagdad and see if it’s safe to send the Clintons over.

More haste, less speed,

Glaston Dex

Route 666

November 12, 2006

Animal lovers,

Yes, the Democrats have control now. And with our Republican leader, that means that now there will be more time pissing in each other’s Cheerios than in actually accomplishing anything. And now I’m going to tell you whose fault it is.

I don’t really, really, really, really give a rat’s ass if you like President Bush or not. I think I’ve made that clear. Mainly because it’s an opinion. And it’s so EASY to pervert YOUR thinking into believing he is a monster.

That’s because we have a liberal media.

Oh, now, before you throw your head back and start shouting, “He doesn’t know what the Hell he’s talking about,” I want you to look at a few logical thought processes.

When we have a leader in office who is known for womanizing, and he embarrasses our country to a point that everyone secretly wants him out; it’s a problem. But look at him (Billy) now. He is a respected ‘leader’ in the eyes of the liberals. Why? Because he’s all you’ve got. And he was brought back to power because we have kept him tucked away in the backyard on a leash, where he can’t do any harm. Now if he porks Mr. Rogers’ french poodle down the block, no one cares.

Who brought this nightmare back? You, Hillary, and the Press.

Why Hillary? It’s because SHE’S ALL YOU’VE GOT. Think about it. Has she done anything different than any other Dem Senator that you’ve put into office? Nope. Not really anything different. She walks around with her chin in the air with a smirk on her face that reads: If you elect me, I will re-open Route 666 and see if Satan wants to be Secretary of State. That ‘proud’ woman, with that irritating look on her face that smacks of someone’s well-paid, ex-wife who runs around letting everyone know that she might be in line for ‘Maurder of the Year’.

I really think that it’s in the blood of the liberals to hate a republican leader, because they’re a threat to you. And we all know why you’re scared: it’s because you want a Welfare State, and people like President Bush want you to start using that four-letter-word: WORK.

Can I handle a Dem President? Yup. But you have to show me one that has morals and wants to make America strong.

So stop being fooled by advertising, start thinking for yourself, get the Hell out of college (you could have graduated 3 years ago, right?), start your occupation, and get a life.

Take Route 66 instead,

Glaston

Clinton: the Sequel

November 7, 2006

Hey Politicos,

Did you ever wonder what this country has come to? Wasn’t one Clinton enough in your diet? You need another helping?

I will not understand Homo sapiens sapiens. We seemed to have evolved into H. sapiens moronus; a distinction I had previously left to Kelly Ripa and the chicks on The View. There’s just too much talk about this candidate, or that candidate and how Hillary will fare against them.

Hillary? As I said, do we really want another Clinton in office? Instead of Bill keeping a Monica on her knees under the desk, is Hillary going to keep Officer Barbrady down there (“I found the little man in the boat!”)? Maybe; I dunno. But I do expect the most underhanded, devious candidate of all time. Hillary will make Damien look like the returned Christ.

I do go after Democrats / Liberals because it’s been my experience that these people vote emotionally, rather than voting for the big picture. For example, do you want a President who’s gonna save every damn tree in the entire US, but waffles when some Jihad group says it’s going to execute a bus full of children? Hell, no! I want a decision-maker, which seems to be the key to running the Broadway version.

Reagan, Bush Sr., George W. all have one important thing in common: they saw the big picture. They may not have made the program work such that every kid is literate, but they sure as Hell made the effort. Cutting taxes? Always the prime objective. Why? Because they have to fight the Dems who keep draining that Christmas Fund also known as Social Security. And before you liberals begin foaming at the mouth, consider this: it was Kennedy that first noticed that the lid was off the cookie jar and he helped himself to a handful before anyone’s parents knew. The result? Today’s trillion dollar deficit.

And who tried to correct it? You guessed it: Reagan, Bush, and Bush.

I’m not here to tell you who to vote for. I’m just asking that you all start thinking for once and look at the big picture, not just what pertains to your sorry-ass special interest group. Ask the Wizard nicely and maybe he’ll replace the straw with a brain.

Think, dammit!

Glaston

Lazy People

October 31, 2006

Dear lazy-butts,

I’m talking to you if you’re on a couch watching TV and eating cheesy-poofs. Get up and work! You need to stop relying on people like me to carry you through life! There is work out there. The sadly-likely Democrat Regime will begin with thunder in 2008, and will end in misery in 2012, as Hillary or some other clone-nightmare will take our country as deep into the sewers as they can.

I don’t care if you like President Bush or not, but the man had enough balls to stand up for what is right. The Democrats’ method of leaving everyone alone opens the door to every nutcase-country in the world to create more mayhem than Ted Kennedy at Spring Break in Miami. Making deals with terrorists is like making a deal with a crocodile as to when he will eat you.
Don’t fall prey to the welfare state! Stop taking handouts from others because you can rationalize that you deserve it. You don’t. Halloween, Christmas, and birthdays. That’s it. The lunch line’s closed.

Don’t vote for the Democrats. They want to take from the rich (that is, people who WORK FOR A LIVING) and give it to the poor (THE LAZY-ASS’S WHO CAN”T COMPREHEND THAT THE WORLD HAS TO WORK).

Remember; there are two types of people in this country: Americans and Liberals.

Get a job,

Glaston

WEBSITE UP AGAIN

October 23, 2006

Okay hippies,

My website, http://www.corpsey.com is up again. It should stay that way.

Good night

WEBSITE CHANGE

October 22, 2006

Hey fellow Pastafarians,

If you are going to visit my website, please go to:

http://www.corpseythebear.com

The other one is dead at the moment.

RAmen

That damn bitch: Hillary!

October 18, 2006

Dear Homo democratus,

Thought you might like this story about your beloved Satan:

One day, Rush Limbaugh and Hillary Clinton ended up alone on an elevator. While they were travelling upward the elevator suddenly stopped. Both were pretty upset about it and several hours passed.

Although Hillary was contemplating her continued affair with Monica Lewinsky, Rush seemed undaunted. Several more hours passed.

After a while, Hillary began to look at Rush in a whole new light. Instead of seeing him as a drug-crazed dem-killer, he began to look sexy. Rush was not in the least interested.

Suddenly, Hillary ripped off her shirt and threw it at Rush, shouting, “Make me a woman, Rush!!”

Rush tore off his shirt as well and quickly responded, “Iron my shirt, bitch!”

I hope the moral of the story is clear; clear enough for even a democrat to understand: Democrats can’t keep it in their pants, and Republicans understand that Republicans are in charge.

Piss off,

Glaston