Archive for the ‘Horoscopes’ Category

Corpsey the Bear is slow, not dead

November 18, 2006

Dudes / Babes,

Corpsey the Bear has been held up a bit. We had some formatting problems so most of the book had to be re-done. The footnotes were placed at the end of the chapters, which I think has taken away some of the charm. However, on a better note, the Appendix that was a complete nightmare as a flowchart has been converted to scripture. It’s pretty interesting and some of my best work.

Corpsey’s storyline hasn’t changed. I do find a lot of grammatical errors that I would have liked to change, but I think I’ll let them go.

The next book has nothing to do with Corpsey, so unless there’s an overwhelming desire from the public for a sequel, it won’t happen. I have entertained the idea of a Corpsey the Bear cartoon, so if anyone with some talent is interested, please let me know.

Is there anyone out there?

Carry on,



Elisabeth Shue, Edgar Cayce, and J. Edgar Hoover

October 30, 2006

Good news,

I finished the weekly horoscope in record time. The ghosts of Edgar Cayce and J. Edgar Hoover told me what to do. I shouldn’t joke about that; a former girlfriend (a different one from the psycho) can no longer watch TV since the TV “tells her what to do.” She wanted to get married at one time; dodged that bullet.

Elisabeth Shue has still not shown up on my doorstep. Maybe she’s afraid she wouldn’t be able to handle all the sex; I dunno.

Anyway, check out the horoscope. If any of it comes true – PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

Remove the old paint first,


Free Horoscope

October 25, 2006

Dear Wanna-be Zodiac Killers,

I have a FREE HOROSCOPE just for you on my website! That’s right! FREE! This is a WEEKLY HOROSCOPE, UPDATED EVERY MONDAY MORNING!

Does this sound like an advertisement? Yes? Well, it’s not! I’m not selling horoscopes, but these are the MOST ACCURATE HOROSCOPES KNOWN TO MANKIND! THEY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE (UNLIKELY). Although they are meant for entertainment purposes only, odds are that at least one of my predictions will be spot-on! And if one of these things does come true, let me know.

Remember, this is a horoscope put together by your pals (buddies?) at

You’ll thank me later,

Glaston (Nobby’s friend)