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Russian Brides

October 27, 2006

Dear Stupid Commies,

I wanted to do an entire website on Russian Brides, so I stuck a few on the ‘ransom’ page. If you really, really want a bride this could come in handy. I don’t know about these sites, but most of them are scams. There are a lot of websites out there designed to expose the fraudulent ones. If you really want a Russian chick, go to Moscow or St. Petersburg and DATE. Don’t order one over the phone. Go eat your pizza at the parlor.

I have this great friend who does some amazingly stupid things. He told me he was heading out to the Phillipines for a vacation. I told him to be careful, or he’ll end up with a bride. What did he do? You guessed it.

This fiasco ended up costing thousands of dollars; most of his retirement is gone now. I suggested the next time he wanted to spent $10K on a screw to head out to Wells, Nevada and get a piece for $100 bucks.

That’s what they tell me it costs.

Stay in school,

Glaston

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